I have a not-so-deep-dark-secret... I love celebrity gossip. I check People and Tmz with more frequency than I like to admit. So when all the gossip sites blew up with the buzz that Jessica Simpson was fat, in morbid curiosity I looked here at OK mag., expecting to see a lard butt(see my pics), and she is a stinking a size 8. That's fat?? Come on aren't there more pressing things in the world? Not to mention tons a little girls seeing a star ripped to shreds over actually eating! Just had to speak my piece on this. I know I probably don't help the cause actually reading this crap, but really? This is important, in a time when people are worried about having enough to feed their children?