Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Jessica Simpson is Fat???

I have a not-so-deep-dark-secret... I love celebrity gossip. I check People and Tmz with more frequency than I like to admit. So when all the gossip sites blew up with the buzz that Jessica Simpson was fat, in morbid curiosity I looked here at OK mag., expecting to see a lard butt(see my pics), and she is a stinking a size 8. That's fat?? Come on aren't there more pressing things in the world? Not to mention tons a little girls seeing a star ripped to shreds over actually eating! Just had to speak my piece on this. I know I probably don't help the cause actually reading this crap, but really? This is important, in a time when people are worried about having enough to feed their children?

4 comments:

fidget said...

fat no? Sporting the wedgie from hell? YES. Dear god they need to send divers into her crack to retrieve the seam

mom2nji said...

DUDE you almost made spit chinese food on my screen!

Barb said...

Fat?!? HUH?? Like my big toe.
I don't think so

Sarah R said...

I'm with Fidget. I haven't been a size 8 since...ummm, before I had kids. Girl is not fat, she is just wearing a horrific pair of pants, and then she accented it by wearing two belts. TWO BELTS? C'mon, Jess. I know it was just a chili cook off contest in Pembroke Pines, but even us rednecks here in Florida have better jeans than that. If you're retaining water, wear a skirt!