Driving the boys to school this am we were all goofing around and being gross in general. You know the usual for boys.
kid two, "I will fart on you, mom"
me," I will sit on you and fart on YOU" (I am a 10 yo boy now)
kid two, "I will punch you in the gutballs, mom. Wait you don't have gutballs, right? I will punch you in whatever the heck you have down there then."
me:choking on giggles
Kid three pipes in, "DUH dude she has a VAGIMA, you want to punch her in the vagima?"
Kid two "OMG NOOO you are so gross"
At that point I am pretty sure I died from laughing.